Pimpin' aint easaay!!!!!

[MYFOOTBALLGAME]

Like Shack said,
You weasels need to live a little,
Breathe a little, maybe think a little,
Before you start typin' IDIOTIC shit online.
Your dumb asses even suck at cryin'
Now sit down like little pricked bitches,
and Quit yo damn cryin' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
While you're there wastin' time,
I'm here chilin',Cashin' in some big bucks,
Drinkin' wine, Bitches please i aint lyin'
What you gonna do Bart, Keep your childish ass in that damn grocery cart!
I heard you **** pigs and are known as a Pig ****er,
But hey.. Raiders told me to give you few bucks for being a good dick sucker!
Oren1 shut the **** up bitch!!
And go suck Dickyw's( dang!!! wait a second,he aint got one) in that case, Fat Big lou's little dick.
Raiders what da **** you talkin about, you pimpled face bitch???
You aint sendin' me no emails!!
I would of kicked your ass, Be glad you a FEMALE!
God damn right,I'm a big time playa,
its aint my fault they call me a faggot slaya,
I put you in business in the first place,
There you go, puttin' my image at stake!
I'm your pimp
and you my hoe!
Aint no secrets everybody knows.
Bitch thats the way this business goes!
Thinkin' about it pisses me off you pimpled prick!
I"m goin' bankrupt like AA
No one wants yo nastaaaaay dick!
Freeze you like an ice cube,throw your scrawny ass around like a hockey puck.
I'ma bad azz mother phucker, wit' me you dont wanna ****!
What you doin' here anyway?
On the streets you need to stay!
So, back on the streets you need to go..
I want my money, gimme my mother phuckin' monaaay, you nasty hoe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S THANKYOU TO ALL THE FANS!!!! EVERYBODY,THANKS AND RAIDERS YOU HAVE YOURSELF A SHITY DAY, BYE!!!!!!!

 

[TheGeneral+]

MFG,

I am not a big fan just of yours. I like them as much as i do you. I would like for the bashing to stop by everyone, including you in the sports forums.

Thanks

 

[JackDee]

this is trash, even for the rr, i doubt this kid is older than 15.

 

[gamblingislife]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JackDee:
this is trash, even for the rr, i doubt this kid is older than 15.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You are needed in greece, greek sob!

 

[JackDee]

i dont mind your racist comments, fire away, i ve grown a thick skin in terms of anonymous posting personas on the internet.

so go ahead, fire away, vent out, therx forum better than a normal zanax prescription right?

 

[gamblingislife]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JackDee:
i dont mind your racist comments, fire away, i ve grown a thick skin in terms of anonymous posting personas on the internet.

so go ahead, fire away, vent out, therx forum better than a normal zanax prescription right?

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>well said. nooooooot!shhhhhh........click x top right corner,LOSER!

 

[Oren1]

yo checkit checkit out

Now here's a little story - I've got to tell
About two gay lovers- you know so well
It started way back in history
With the cock-sucking champ Shack and some cross-dressing fag MSG
Shack had a little horsie with a soar asshole
Just him and his horsey and a 20 dollar bankroll
Riding across San Fran - with a cock in each hand
Sheriff's posse on his tail cause he's in demand
One lonely queer-bate he be
All by himself - without nobody
The sun is beating down on his gay mustache
His neck is getting soar - his ass crack breakin into a rash
Lookin' for a guy - ran into a guy dressed as a girl
He said Howdy, She said hi, I'm MSG and I'm about to hurl
He told a little story - that sounded well rehearsed
Four days of sucking cocks and his stomache's about to burst
He knelt down and held Shack's hand - then his tongue started to drip
puked up a gallon of manchowder and said damn, my pants were about to rip
He said, "Can I blow you?"
Shack said, "I love cocks, do you too?!"
MSG spit out his gum
Shack said now it's time for some fun
He was quick on the draw - MSG's the king at giving head
After a minute he swallowed it and then this is what he said,

"Now my name is MSG - I go down on dudes faster than falling Enron stocks
I think you know what time it is - it's time to suck cocks
Now what do we have here - a queer and an even bigger queer
I run this land, San Fran- I make myself clear."
They stepped into the wind - Shack had a hard-on, MSG had a grin
Went knockin door to door and ended up with gallons of spunk drippin off their faggoty-ass chins

 

[raiders72001]

I thought this was going to be the worst thread of all time. I don't really like rap that much but that was funny chit Oren.

 

[gamblingislife]

Oren1 Thats already been done. Uncle Butternuts had one for Journeyman. It was a million times better than that. Now Raiders likes gay porn raps. What happened douche bag. You already said you didn't like raps like that. Make up your mind homo. Did that get you ready for Bart. What a limp dick.

 

[Oren1]

You think this story's over but it's ready to begin

'Now MSG's got the K-Y - Shacks got the dildo
They got two choices of what they can do
It's not a tough decision as you can see
MSG can blow Shack again or they can make it three
MSG said, let's go to the gay bathhouse on 66th
gamblingislife said it was jumpin and that dude sucks a mean dick
Heard he like's it like this, he likes it like that
there's a rumor that once he even took it up the ass with a whiffleball bat
yeah he got gangbanged for eight hours till his ass started to bleed
that dude takes more dicks than Cheech and Chong smoke weed
The King Cocksucker - that is MSG's name
And he knows the fly spot where all the fags can get their game.'
They ran for six hours the they hit the spot
The men were humpin' and MSG was getting hot
This dude was staring like he knew who they were
They took the empty spot next to him at the bar
MSG said, 'Yo, you know this kid?'
Shack said, 'I don't.' - but he know he did
The kid said, 'Get ready cause this ain't funny
My name's gamblingislife. and I'm about to get busy.'
Pulled out a 10 inch dildo - aimed it at the sky
He yelled, "Time to party up!" - and the K-Y started to fly
His ass went up and his knees hit the floor
MSG shoved it in there till he couldn't shove it no more
'I'm gamblingislife. and I get respect
pund my ass with that rubber cock, it's what I expect'
MSG was with it, he was the best ass ****er in the whole place
So Shack stuck his face in his ass and got a little taste
5 hours later and MSG finally stopped
gamblingislife said what the **** why'd you stop
MSG said yo, I'm tired, my arms are soar,
So he go Shack to **** him till the faggot couldn't take it no more

 

[gamblingislife]

Still sucks Oren1 come up with an orginal.

 

[MYFOOTBALLGAME]

Oren1-you need to lay off the Chinese food. It's not MSG. It's MFG dumb ass. You have one good rap and 3 bad ones now. Time to hang it up. I see your biggest fan is in Greece, and that, is not being called the mecca of rap.

[This message was edited by MYFOOTBALLGAME on 05-03-03 at 01:25 PM.]

 

[Oren1]

MSG.

salty.

Like the spunk gamblingislife left on the small of his back.

 

[gamblingislife]

Oren1 keep having your fag dreams about me cuz thats as close as your going to get pal.

 

[SHACK]

Thats some funny shit Oren1. Although if i were like your buddies i'd say you have some kind of fixation with fags. But Shack is a big man and he can laugh at himself.

 

[Oren1]

lol... That was some pretty gay shit, I think I'll go puke now... MSG what the hell are you sayin', your rap was Source Awards material? Maybe you need to come with some more heat, then I'll be inspired to bring some better shit, hahah.

 

[bartybet]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>But Shack is a big man and he can laugh at himself. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


lots of practise?

 

[BigLou+]

Pimpin' aint easy but MFG sucking in baseball is.

Big Lou

 

[gamblingislife]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by gamblingislife:
Oren1 keep having your fag dreams about me cuz thats as close as your going to get pal.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>